It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.

Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but having faults different from your own.

It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.

Curiosity in children, is but an appetite for knowledge. One great reason why children abandon themselves wholly to silly pursuits and trifle away their time insipidly is, because they find their curiosity balked, and their inquiries neglected.

A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a happy death.

It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.

Nothing fails like success.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

There must be more to life than having everything.

Life is just one damned thing after another.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

The wages of sin are unreported.

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.