My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.