The wages of sin are unreported.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If it is to be, it is up to me.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.

A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit.

May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
the rains fall soft upon your fields and,
until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand

May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.

J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.

DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.