Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.