Lenny Bruce

(1923 - 1966)

Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Communism is like one big phone company.

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.